Ed Norton Wants to Get in Your Pants
Hey kids, remember Spidey Underoos? They're coming back? Or never left. Or something.
Marvel has signed a deal with Fruit-Of-The-Loom to create undies for a new generation of kids, tied into whatever Marvel movie is coming out that month. The first two, of course, will be The Incredible Hulk, and Iron Man, so you can expect a nice pic of Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark swigging a big glass of whiskey right off your mid-section.
As part of the deal, Marvel will also license their upcoming movie products to Crocs, a company that creates footwear. Hulk Feet? Please?
Side note, it was, curiously, impossible to find a picture of actual spidey underoos to accompany this post. Seems like that DC is the more popular company, at least when it comes to children's underwear.
Did this post coming off as creepy? Probably.
- Alex
Via Defamer
