Zibarro?
It struck me, after reading this month's All-Star Superman, that Bizarro has become a word that is now considered part of the vernacular. Though Bizarro Superman was the first to use the term, it is used in common language - and was finally immortalized on Seinfeld.
But what has always confused me is the LANGUAGE of Bizarro - how Bizarro speaks. Everything for Bizarro is opposite. Which makes sticking to his contrarian vernacular a bit confusing for many writers. Some words and ideas are easy:
Hello = Goodbye.
Up = Down
Hate = Love
Yes = No
Dead = Alive.
Me am so not confused about the way Bizarro speaks. Am there a Bizarro/English dictionary? If Bizarro say he am happy, is him sad? If Bizarro am being angry, am he calm?
Why Bizarro retaliate when attacked? Shouldn't Bizarro be loving to attackers?
It am so clear to me. How about you? What am you thinking about Bizarro?
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Hello,
Worst,
Bizarro David
