The Stack writes X-Men, Hulk 5, Justice Society Annual 1, & Spider-Man Reboot

Ummm i have a zune infact i watched this video off of my zune.... i'm not going to try to sell you a sad story to get free stuff.... actually i want a zune media player to give to my mom ... she wants one and i'll be selfless and give her the one i may win... scoey22@hotmail.com

I would like a zune because you guys told me Hulk 5 was a good book so bought and went partial insane by it's horribleness

I would like a Zune because, i cannot afford one, My family is rather poor making less than 40,000$ dollars a year. My father, a 40 year old man, was recently diagnosed with Multiple Scilerosis and cannot work. its been really sad for me to see him decay from someone so strong to a man who can barely walk. I live in a trailer park in the middle of nowhere in poor area of the town i live in. My father applied for Social security disability insurance, and things were looking up for us, until, in the beginning of June, we were denied, we were all devastated. I would mostly like a Zune so i can feel spoiled for once, So i can have something to show my friends, something to say "see? look what i have" instead of "see? look what I'll never be able to afford" So please send me the Zune because this is not bullshit its true, and i don't know how much longer i can live like this.

by the way steve jobs sucks.

Hi guys, I really need a zune player 'cause I was gonna say hello to you guys at Comic Con but pete really, really scared the shit out of me, you were at the lines for pro registration and i guess pete was having a bad day, any way since i didn't se justin with you guys and him being a guffball and all, just thought the mood was to tense...any way i really need that zune to see your show cause thats the closest I'm ever going to be to pete...take care...hope to see you next year in San Diego. grottesco@gmail.com

Yikes! after the pastiness that is Justin, I figured Pete would be the hairiest of the group, boy was I wrong! I think the only thing that could ease the shock of it all would be, oh I don't know, maybe a Zune mediaplayer? ~Lindsay_B Foxy_gurl114@hotmail.com

so, if my name was Brad i apparently would be a shoo-in, so instead i am forced to wow you with my wit and cunning. well, shit. Ok, so maybe i would be better off just changing my name... (Hey! A Zune would be frikkin' sweet! I could totally use it to avoid reality, watch more comic webshows and basically lose touch with humanity! Hooray! (Not sarcasm. Well, kinda, but not really.))

i would like a zune because i could use it to create a real life negative zone and throw every issue of Nightwing into it, as to save the world from the impending doom it's creating!!! I can save you earth, just trust me with a zune media player!

I've enjoyed the show for a few months now and I appreciate the insight into books I normally wouldn't consider. For example Hack/Slash, The Walking Dead and various Manga titles are all books I would have simply overlooked. I too would enjoy a new Zune player to listen to music and podcasts on my commute to work. After the last show I may have to switch to only audio replays of The Stack for obvious reasons... Thanks again for the show. I don't wear socks. Brian Brian13014@cox.net

Oh, reading Hulk 5 made my eyes bleed. I'm blind now. I'm giving my copy away, if anyone wants it..

Me have idea....if Bizarro write Xmen he go back to 1975 team... Professor X be walking,6'5" and havem hair like Sideshow Bob,him cant read minds him read bowels,when people at weakest monent he take control......Logan be having skeleton made of pasta that grow back an be very nice,Storm control sports not weather,make Mets not blow playoffs,Iceman become Rainman want go to Kmart all time,Beast not furry look like Justin,Angel be Satana him playin guiter good but freaky,no funny for Nightcrawler,Cyclops be named Bush:not good leader,emit dark not light......that all Bizarro think....give book and zune so him can watch downloads of Superfriends chitune@aol.com

Because I must out geek my friends and the Zune would put me over the top!

I want a Zune, because everyone has an iPod!!! I'd like to March to a different drummer!

When-a my mother escaped the communists, she said-a to-a me: "Son... when I reach America, I gonna buy-a you the Zune. And we will all have Zunes." My-a momma, she was served a bad-a cut of fish on the boat. And she died. Now... I must-a have-a the Zune. James jrwenle@gmail.com

I do not want a zune. I need a Zune because it is secretly a motherbox and I have to use it to interpret the riddle of Hulk (Red Hulk)so I can understand what is really going on. -----------getintheflow@hotmail.com

I want a Zune so I can listen to Hannah Montana on the go.

Why do i wnat A Zune? Well mainly becaus ei want a copy of The Lost Ones in print form. (reading comics on a computer screen is just... well unseemly. If I win I will auction off my i-pod and donate the money to the Comic Book Legal Defense Fund.

I want a Zune because I have an hour commute every day and I like to drive DANGEROUSLY. Also, a hard copy of Lost Ones would be amazing on my bed stand. Seriously amazing. I'm picturing it right now.

Hi guys!! Sam here!You guys are brilliant! Hysterical! Wait a minute…"What do want Nurse?"……..your reviews are outstanding…….wait a minute…"I don’t want that pill it makes me feel weird"……you reviews are brillant ,my friends and I watch the Stack whenever we can…..one minute..."Go ahead go get the guys!"…your coverage of the San Diego ComCon was awesome….."What do you mean? Who am I today? Keep the needle away from me!!………….szoznaksfoyo timerrrrrrrrr…...zune……. chitune@aol.com

I want a Zune because I'd love to take The Stack with me on the go. But then I'd have to explain to the person next to me on the bus why I'm watching shirtless comicbook-nerds on a beautiful, bright screen... And the erection. Yeah, I'd have to explain that too.

Also, a Zune can help me spell better.

First off, intresting episode, Heroes rocks, and so does Jeph Loeb. As for your current contest: I would like a Zune "media player" because I can watch the show on the go, and kkep them on memmory for infinite viewing pleasure. Also, Zune and Zun-Arts are awesome, esp. The Lost Ones. Oh, yeah, the Red Hulk just beat me up and Gog is going to stick me on Earth-2 unless I show him my Zune. Help me The Stack, you're my only hope.

I'm hoping to get a Zune so I can finally grow as much body hair as Alex.

First off, let's hope the Shirtmaster never comes back... but I just wanted to throw my hat into the wring for the prizes. My reason: everything sounds really cool, and I think I would enjoy it. That's right, no begging here. Also, I've been watching you guys since about issue 15, and have enjoyed all the incarnations of your show, so I figure I'm the sort of long term fan you guys are really hoping to reward by this contest (am I right or am I right?). Oh yeah, I'm also dying, so I don't want you to have not giving me the prize on your conscience. Also I got a buddy who's uncle used to be in the maffia, so there is that...

Hey Guys, I hope to win the zune player; because, I have been down on my luck and I feel that winning one of the "over 10 prizes" or the player would give me a extra skip in my step. Also I have never had to money to but myself one so I would be ever greatful for the prize. Thank You Guys for taking the time to read my post. Later. toh4321@hotmail.com

I would like a zune because my birthday is in September and it would be a great early birthday present.

I am a child of motion and a want to be vessel for energy. I've never had a music player, but my relationship with my parents is too complicated for me to outright ask for one. Hailing from India, home to the most melodramatic entertainment on the planet, music gives my existence life, zing and momentum. Also, I'm sort of a free-loader. Heh. theaaghaaz@gmail.com

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If I wrote the X-Men, I would explore how they go about defending the rights of mutants and humans without massive fights. The real-world problems for which the "mutant rights" serve as metaphors have changed. One story might explore the current energy crisis, or how the team would react to a Presidential election in which two mutants are running against each other. I would also run a series of backup stories in a wistful attempt to resurrect "What If...?"

To continue a sort of Loeb bender, could you guys review Captain America: White?

Wow, Zune rules! hahaha not only they give away the Lost Ones online but they give it again, hardcover yay!!! Spider-Man Loves Mary Jane ROCKED, well, terry Moore is a genious in my books since Strangers in Paradise, I thought he wouldn't find himself writing this reboot title but hey, I am glad I am wrong! By the way, I would only read the Stack's X-Men if Pete wrote it, Justin was a consultant for writing purposes and Alex... excecutive produced their lattes? ^^ Here is my email for the Zune thingy afi_destroyed_the_world@yahoo.com

I want a Zune because Apple rules my life and I want to break the sweet, sweet hold they have on my soul.

Dear Stack guys....I just want you to know how much I love the Stack...wait a minute.....ok..what is love?...Ive been meaning to talk to you for a while... .its not you ,its me.....hey weve had good times..that first time we really clicked at Starbucks, actually i was the one who clicked........sure, Ive been with other comic sites Pulse,Beat,those were just flings...I know, we dont even hang in the same crowd, did I react when Pete hugged Loeb?.........sure, youve asked me to the shop but how about the house.....I think youre ashamed of me.......sure we get together 3 times a week..........I need more commitment.......I need to see other websites...but i want to stay friends....hand over the book and Zune ........ Samandra smandrich@aol.com

I would love a Zune because, my brother has an ipod and has thrown it in my face for a year and a half now... But sadly I don't make enough to buy one, so I'm boycotting all ipod's in general now.. (Hehe, Don't you just love it when people throw pity into their story! XD) But in all seriousness I'm not a greedy person, I'd be very with any of the "many" ten prizes. Oh and Justin can I get those directions to the beach please? It's 90 degrees here.. Hey I also I talked to Brad, (wow he is just way to damn popular today, honestly I had to drive all the way over to his house just to talk to him...) He would like all of you to stop calling him please. XD My name is Hunter, and my email is: sanzu101@gmail.com Thank you! ^_^

I would love to have a Zune because I dont have an mp3 player because my last one was broken by a friend (not much of a friend!). Now I have nothing to do at work on my breaks. If I had a Zune, I could watch Pulp Secret on it, as well as other Zune Arts media :D

Zune pleas(e): 1. Pity Route: My Ipod was stolen a year ago (possibly by bears. anything's possible). 2. Joke answer: Zunes scare away bears and the IRS (not that I'm skimming the government out of its well deserved money...). 3. Semi-Serious: I watch your show. I'm a fan. PS Hell yes to the Xmen retcon. I'm sad that they killed off the mutants over the years (including Morrison's stupid Genosha attack). Mutants used to be a widespread minority. Now they're turning into the Inhumans/Celestials/Eternals/Wolverine's dog relatives. grangerabuhoff@gmail.com

hate to break the bad news but Brad…..sniff….hes gone………but to a much better place………..and his last words…"give Homer the book and Zune" , …"and leave the shirts on"……then he collapsed in my arms……im sure Marvel or DC can find a way to bring him back

Hi fellers.we was up the creek round the campfire on our Laptops after a hard day of cattle driving and we came across your site.Dang, you fellers keep them shirts off!! Anyways wed like one of them Zunes so we can do something besides cowpoking.....The lost ones? Aint that what we call the ones that the coyotes git...Sweet dreams...chitune@aol.com

I want teh Lost ones hard copy. I expected it to be graphic novel in the vein of 28 weeks later, but it was silent. So I couldn't read it, but I'd maybe like it in hard version.

. . . I just shake my head. Justin, I feel you. No homo.

Seriously,id like a free zune because i asked for one for last Christmas and all i got was underwear and socks.It would complete me and my woredrobe.Thanks for listening...mirko.r.andrich@boeing.com

Please hurry and putta da dirt back on...mirko.r.andrich@boeing.com

I would like da Zune because een my country from where I come we dont hava da zune or intendo, or da comic book. We hava da Commie book and da Pong. I might sell on black market for da goat.thanks veddy much

I want a Zune because I walk a lot and my mini media player can only play I think 8 songs.. It can hold about 20, 25 pushing it. Its more ment to be one of the quick zip drives... mumbel mumbel..but I would really like it! I used to have a Zen player and I loved it till I left it out in the car and the heat melted the screen. I loved that thing, I would walk every where with it and sing along giveing any one a show of who ever I passed by. Well really I got so lost in all the music on my Zen player I never really noticed all the other people, but hay I really didn't care because I never really noticed them. Also if I ever had one I would keep this one epidode on it at all times. Even if it was just still frame photos of this one show I would keep them always!!! An why you ask because at my local comic book store I would always have the thing that topps all there comic sexy stories and pics. "Yea you have a photo of Ema Frost semi nude, I got all 3 stack guys... toppless, wana see ? To bad, private eyes only." I don't care how old that joke ever got It would always be my closer. An if they didn't know who you were I would make damn sure they knew who you were and that they knew how to get pulp secret by the end of that chat.

hey guys, what a great time to ask if i would like to win a zune. here is my story, me and some friends drove approx 17hrs to thunder bay (canada) for a good friends wedding. we ended up staying at a "friends" house and in turn took care of their dog to the 5 days we were there while they were away. when all is said and done, by the end of the weekend the dog had ripped open my bag and turned my zune into a chew toy. url for pictures: http://picasaweb.google.com/carerejoe/2008ThunderBayGibbonsWedding/photo#5230877856957164498 this would be so awesome if things worked out for me. after the trip and the wedding gift i am going to be broke for a while and the "friend" in thunder bay is not reimbursing me at all!! thanks stack guys -joe (your friend from the internet)

I would very much like a zune because the shipping costs to the UK would be exstortionate.. plus; it's the only media player out at the moment that allows you to play science (according to Alex) ..so I could bust out some serious quantum string theory in a public space. ..Also, I don't know Brad, but I heard that he throws out old comics! which is utterally immoral.. so he dosn't deserve a beautiful zune.. britishconcept@gmail.com

I need a zune because my little sister got one and is strutting around like Thanos with the Infinity Gauntlet, and making me feel like Alex when Cypher died. sandyin5@yahoo.com

I'd love a zune because ipods are played out and I have no music player..... HELP!!!

Well... I don't know whether I should totally fabricate a lie or tell the truth, so besides needing a zune to listen to music as I paint and draw, the real reason is there is an massive alien attack about to go down, and without some head banging tunes I can't save humanity and you from an inevitable doom. So please for the love of all that is pure and holy, help me help you. However, if you want the forced destruction of humanity and evil to reign, I can speed it along. Its your funeral, fellas. Contact the Great One at icedpharaoh@yahoo.com.

Oh, and no, I dont want a zune whateveryagotthingy

okay... so loeb paid you guys how much to give that review? And I dont mean you pete, you obviously would love this issue... I mean, what piece of expensive toilet paper havent you loved yet... But Alex... *sigh* Disappointed man... very very disappointed. Justin, at least you didn't seem to loeberized, so good for you

I need a Zune because: 1. I don't own one 2. I need something I can pawn in a comic buying emergency. 3. I can use it to read comics on the road while still remaining cool to non-comic reading women. 4. I'll never get tired of asking people to touch my Zune. You should have my email available to you from my comment. Keep up the great work! I love the show!

My Zune request is rooted in my loyalty to this program. I watch every episode, in spite of my live in girlfriend and her incessant ridicule. The kind that challenges my manhood for my devotion to an online program about comic books, hosted by guys... I watch every episode, and have seen just about every review a day. I watch just about everything you all put up here because I can't get enough of you three white guys talking about comic books. So hook it up. Thanks. dredell@hotmail.com

you three r the funniest guys ever and i really enjoy watching u guys every week. ive seen every single episode and i havent missed one. oh and justin u always make me laugh! anyways i want that zune because i think ipods are overrated, and i really love zune players. my friend let me see he's and i really liked it because it has a radio, so if i dont want to listen to my music i can listen to the radio. i really hope i win because i hardly win any contest and plus im always buying comics and never get the chance to buy a zune. -marco mroman328@aol.com

Hey guys. I've been racking my brain for minutes and seconds trying to find just the right reason why I deserve this prize. And after all this soul searching I've realized that I don't deserve a copy of the Lost ones. In todays world we need to think of the troops in the middle east. Let's face it, they've earned a wonderful Zune Player... Although, Shipping to the middle East can be pretty expensive. So maybe not. Rather think of all the sickly children out there. I'm sure the Make-A-Wish foundation is flooded with requests for the works of Steve Niles and five groud breaking artists! So I implore you to think of the children. Hell, I don't care, think of the sickly adults. Seek them out and give them the gift of entertainment... Or if you want just send it to me and I'll find them. ...And did I mention it is my Birthday. Kevin Y2kk2000@Hotmail.com

i need a gen2 zune! i had a gen1 zune (got wet and died...NOoo) and i loved it. i've been a zune suporter since the beganning(misspelled) and i desirve another one. but i would totally settle for a copy of the lost ones. OMG that grapic novel is to wizzard! i need a paper copy of it!

I would like a zune because I bought one back at Christmas, and it never worked. I spent 200 dollars for a paper weight

I would like a zune player because my names NOT Brad, and i think someone else needs a chance lol

Pete! Alex! Justin! What's shakin' your bacon? I'm going to be 100% honest with you guys: I don't want a Zune player. I would, however, totally go for a copy of The Lost Ones that is not digital. I learned that staring at a computer screen makes your eye blink less, and I'd feel much better with a copy of the lost ones that won't make my eyes dry up and fall out of my head... Much like the barren savannah that is Justin's chest. Where did he put all the hair? We need to investigate.

i want a zune kuz j00 GUYS Saidzs So?!

I would like a zune because I rather use one than to own an Ipod and also since I love music a lot it's perfect to store it there and even check out more about its uses also THE STACK RULES!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Wow, you guys are hott ha ha... Oh, yeah, and a 2nd on the Wildstorm/Wildcats comments!!!

I would like a zune because Buying "40 Year Old Virgin: 13.00 Owning an Ipod: $400 Being able to watch Alex wearing Steve Carell's Chest on a New Zune: Priceless

You guys really have been growing on me,.. not that I didn't like you guys in any way before, but,... anyways,.. I'd like a ZUNE cause I put my ipod in the washer AND the dryer!!! And now I don't have anything to play music. It'd also be a good chance to support someother mp3 player other than Apple's. I'm gonna come see you guys on a Tuesday soon, just wanna find people to go with.

I believe that a Zune would set my life on a different path...no longer would my family and friends subtly suggest that I have geekish tendencies...I would now be the man with the Zune...the deliverer of entertainment...destroyer of boredom...(do you know if this will fit into one of the pockets of my custom made batman-esque utility belt.) Please contact me soon...my new life awaits. thebensonteam@mac.com

well ive been a fan for a while and i haven,t such obvious product placement since Waynes World. but for the contest well i hate Brad becuase he he hates anything that doesn't have a building falling on something....... ...JK

Totally agree with Alex's comment about Morrison's X-men! Pete is right on about Wolverine;Old Man Logan! And Justin's a white hunk of man meat. Um...zune is a fuuny word?

YOU PUT WOLVERINE 67 IN THE SPEED ROUND, I CANT BEILEVE THAT AND YOU TALKED ABOUT SPIDERMAN LOVES MARY JANE WOW!?!

O_O please never take your shirts off again. PLEASE.

I just one one so that Brad doesn't get it

I feel like Justin more and more each day. I hate HULK but i did get the annual JSA last week and i will say its good cause I am not familiar with Earth 2. Now why do i want a zune? cause I dont have any form of media player and going to college soon, so I need some tunes to get me through the day.

THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! For giving Wildcats: World's End #1 a good review. You don't know what an uphill battle it has been for Wildstorm fans (mainly those of us from the Wildstorm message boards) to try and promote the World's End storyline because everyone is still reeling from the 2006 reboot disaster that was Worldstorm. So, it helps that guys like you gave this comic a fair shot. Thanks again!

I would like a Zune because ... I have absolutely no idea what one is, but anything that starts with the letter "Z" has to be cool, and you all know how I like to be cool... anyhoo... give me a prize. because I also happen to love prizes.

I would like to win a Zune because I'm a huge fan of Zune Arts and their efforts to showcase both musical and visual artists. I'm a design student (and comic fan) and you have no idea how cool it is to see a company who is willing to support art of all different styles from both old and new talent. Design and Music are what I'm about and having something like the Zune, that meshes them both would be awesome. Not to mention, a Zune is about as cool as owning a jetpack... and jetpacks are sweet.

The reason I want a Zune: Well first, about a year and a half ago my Ipod up and died on me, taking all my music I painstakingly (with the freakin' mess itunes) uploaded. My bum luck a guess, but I have been without some serious tuneage for far too long now. Next, this October I leave on a long, almost Hobbit like journey. Having just finished high school (and being wait listed for film school) I have nothing to do with my time but work. I hate work. SO, come this October I am taking off on an attempt to walk all the way across Canada. That is 7953 kms I will be treading without music. That is just not right. Help me out? Plus, I am working on a comic series called "Second Stringers" right now, and I hope to keep writing as I walk and music is the great motivator. Thanks guy!

Yo. I Need a zune player because I need to have a constant soundtrack of japanese pop music blairing in my brain. plus I hate that fucker Bryan.

I don't want a copy of The Lost Ones. I don't want a Zune thingie. I would like to see you guys doing the show like this all the time. I swear - I don't care who you talked with at Comicon next week because because you talked with them last week. It must have been great and you guys must be freaking out even now, but your show is about you guys doing your thing. Pete may be incorrect about JSA Annual #1, but he's totally correct about Justin's flesh. Actually, I do want a Zune player so I can listen to arts a crafts no matter where I am. Now give me one because I was critical of you. That would make you the bigger person.

I would like a Zune so I could see Justin's pale, girlish figure over and over again. Also my name isn't really Brad, it's Brandon.

I would like a Zune player so I can listen to waka-waka music while watching the stack guys take their shirts off. Thank you.

So me and Cypher are reading some ancient pig latin scriptures on our way to a BSG convention when all of a sudden Red Hulk, whose real secret identity is an elderly Jeph Loeb, stumbles out of a bar. Cypher, who is a trained x-men takes action to defend us by reading out loud some back issues of countdown. Ultimately the Red Hulk, AKA Jeph Loeb’s back pimple, decides it is academically more satisfying to kill himself than read countdown. In light of the Red Hulk’s suicide Utau the watcher comes out of the shadows and tea bags the fallen beast. The spatial results in a combination of the big two universes. Anyway so Grant Morrison is writing this story arc so nothing will make sense in his pretentious mind and this will seem like a waste of money to everyone but Justin. For some unknown reason everyone but Thor can all of a sudden lift Mjolnir (yes I couldn’t spell can cut/paste instead). This results in a piece of crap universal cross over that is resolved with Super boy Prime knocking the status quo basically to the same it was before. Now the only way to bring back irredeemable ant man, catwoman and suicide squad back to shelves is for me to use a zune as a ultimate nullifier aka deus ex machina to restore order to the world - steven - squach@ucsc.edu

I CAN'T SEE!!! DAMMIT, PUT YOUR SHIRTS ON!!!!! I CAN'T SEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want the Zune Arts player because the guys from The Stack blinded me with their reflective pale mamms!!!!!

Free Zune! Send it to me right away so I can sell the Zune and buy a real media player, the iPod touch. Keep the Lost Ones, it sucked I didn't even take one of the free copies my comic shop had. I would also like to see a real review of the Lost Ones, not the talking show you guys did, maybe when ZuneArts is no longer a sponser!

I would love to have a Zune and copies of the lost ones. I have been using my phone as a mp3 player and it can only hold 20MB and The Stack will not fit!!!

I am a zune fan. I posted a comment on this forum many months ago complaining that you didn't have a Zune RSS feed and was ridiculed that I would deign to own a zune. I have an original 30GB version and would love to get a new version (and hand my old one down to my nephew).

I would like a Zune because it would help me regain my eyesite after being blinded from the glare off Justin's Powder-esque man-flesh. Seriously, get some sun, man!

Other than playing music, can a zune media player take me to see those green alien cowboys and help me meet the lost ones? If you don't know or have not tested it yet, then send me one and I'll be happy to test it for you guys. Well if you can't send me a zune with the graphic novel (love the art and story, and I really want a hard copy), the Sylar shirt looks nice! If you want you can give me Justin's shirt (so there wouldn't be anymore bias in his review) with all of your signatures. I'll sell it on ebay and buy a zune media player (too bad no hard copy of lost ones with the zune I am going to buy though). question: will "the lost ones" be released in hard copy other than the 10 copies? and another will I win? -javion_black@yahoo.com

I would like a zune because I'm selfless and think you should really give a zune to Fooray. He's a great artist. And probably deserves one more then me. sonnakolb@hotmail.com

I would like a Zune because if I don't get one, the gnomes in my closet will most assuredly eat my legs. Although I'm sure I'd make a fabulous pirate with a couple of peg legs, I still would really like a Zune. It's the gnome's only weakness for Pete's (hey, Pete) sake! Teh gnomes! They be nomin on mah legz!!!1!one!! Oh noesss! I are dyin... But srsly, I'd like a Zune. I'd even give you guys a cookie for it. Just one for the three of you though (I'm not made outta friggin money, you know!). You can play an epic game of Go Fish for it or something....... Also, it'd be nice to have a proper piece of technology around that isn't my TV or microwave (I can’t help it! All of my money goes to gas and comic books!). -Jackie PS- email= manga_girl91@yahoo.com

i should get a zune media player because im 4 feet 5 inches and weigh 400 pounds. i'm 12 years old and have a full grown beard. i used to be able to hobble but now i just ride around in an electric wheelchair. im allergic to everything accept buttermilk and potato chips. i also have a lisp and am blind in my left eye. i have sleep apnea and contracted herpes in a freak skiing accident. i am also illiterate and am typing this message purely by coincidence. My life sucks and i think a zune media player would be wonderful. nakichi_shim@yahoo.com.

I would like a Zune Media Player because I am actually a subconcious personality of Pete. For the last few months Ive been trying to fight to be the dominate personality of Pete but its very difficult. Besides the "normal" Pete you know there is Violent Pete( a combination of Hulk, Red Hulk, Wolverine, Punisher, and an angry cat in a box) and also Old Man Pete who just likes to talk about how good old early 90s comics used to be and about how much he hates final crisis. But I fear that Violent Pete is trying to make a move for complete control over Pete, and in doing so will use his influence on this show to make every comic in the universe have to have at least 70% of all the panels have fighting and the other 30% have the Punisher just looking angry. We must not allow this to happen. I believe our only hope is for you all to give me the Zune so that I will be able to put the soothing sounds of Kenny G to calm the beast that is Violent Pete. For your sake and the sake of comic book fans everywhere I hope you oblige.

Alex, no mention of bringing back Doug? I think Pete's X-Men is already being written, but it's called X-Force. Have to disagree re: JSA Annual #1. I enjoyed the book, and expect the character work in it to carry on through JSA and leading into Power Girl's solo series. Just look at the solicit for JSA #20 in this month's Previews catalog...

I want a Zune Media Player because Zune is the answer to the anti-christ that is the iTakeovertheworld! Bill Gates is the John Connor that will save us from the evil that is Steve Jobs. The iPod and iPhone are just the beginning of the machines taking over and only the Zune can save us!

I want a Zune media player because it is the answer to the anti-christ that is Steve Jobs iTakeovertheworld. Bill Gates is the John Connor of the real world! iPod and iPhones are just the beginning of the machines taking over, and only Zune can save us!!

well i would also like a zune... primarily because i lost my old mp3 player while working at a con... i had a booth and i was doing sketches for people as i often do, but i got up a few times and left my stuff behind the booth..i had done it a couple times to get a beverage or use the bathroom.. but at the end of the first day i realized my media player was..dun dun duuuun COMPLETELY MISSING!... aside from the headphones.. someone appearantly thought my headphones were too crappy to leave with but the mp3 player... just good enough SO... in conclusion.. comic books had a card in me losing my mp3 player.. and i think it would be great if they had a hand in me getting a new one... .. also, art supplies are expensive. cant afford a zune quite yet :/ -FoO

I want a zune that keeps me up to date with various podcasts and radio stations. It has a nice interface to check my vids and photos from various events. Also its straight up awesome in a tiny box.

i will like a zune because im a musician and i need somewher to put all the music i have to listen and all the music i do, besides i hate the ipod like deadpool likes chimichangas, and i will be a perfec way to say whoa! i love the stack! and they love me back! please please! dont give any of the 10 prices to brad, he is a evil person and already has a zune "arts" player, i have seen it, plus i didnt have to make the scavenger seach because i love pulpsecret its my home page in my computer, in mi works computer, im my boss's computer, in my girlfriend computer, in dogs house tv, and in my toaster, plus its allways been my dream to won something on the best internet show from the best brand, Zune! so please STACK Zune MY RIDE!...(oh, snap! thats a difernt show...) thanks for reading this and remember brad its like bad but with an "r" ah... my email its mi__lo@hotmail.com

I want a zune arts media player because they're just so darn snazzy. And then whenever someone asks what The Stack is, I can pull up the video of this episode and be like, "These fabulous male models talk about comics!" Hey, I'll be a walking advertisement for Pulp Secret. whatistechnoagain@gmail.com

Whoo free stuff! :D

I want a zune so I can become more entrenched with the sciences, I need to be able to enjoy science while I'm on the bus or riding my bike! also I don't have money to buy a zune because I'm a college kid and instead of working in my free time I check for updates on pulpsecret.com, even on days that I know there're no updates, because that's all I have to do due to the fact that I can't engage in science (no zune). kudryavkacomics@gmail.com

I would really like the prize, because I LOVE music and the great art in The Lost Ones. I downloaded the "Virtual Comic" and it was amazing it would be awesome in real book form. Plus I want to play some zune arts and crafts!

I'm a poor student and freelance photographer. All of my money's going to pay for school, rent, and my Aunt's medical bills. If you gave me a zune I would give it to a someone I know who'd use it to fight crime. sande561@students.bju.edu

I want a zune player because I'm a poor student photographer who can't afford one. All of my money's going to pay my Aunt's

Guys, I need a Zune because it has the last of the components I need to complete my Death Ray. I will use this ray to take over the world, and to show my appreciation, I will name you three rulers of the country of your choosing. joshsidekick@gmail.com

Fist of all, eff Brad! Secondly, I just want the comic. If I were to get the Zune player I'd probably sell it on eBay or Craigslist. So if you want to give me something that I'll kep then I'll take the comic. Thanks!

I would like a Zune media player so that I could download this episode and see all of your beautiful man flesh all of the time! rebecca.fair.poulos@gmail.com PS y'all are the greatest :) You open my eyes to comics I might not normally look at and really help me spend my money well. Just... thank you so much!

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I would like to receive a zune arts media player because i can enjoy it with my shirt off of course and i can get my mind off of any comics that are simply "crap in a bag" and i have not yet picked up a lost ones comic and by what i hear about it it seems like it would be a good comic to read without a shirt and i can hopefully use it to make fun of the evil brad duhn duhn duhn! and of course i can use the zune to play science and put a heroes video of the shirt master on it

I want to win a Zune so I can give it to my friend Chris who had his stolen a few months ago.

I should the Zune because I love you... and if it helps I always watch the show. Plus I kept watching the show even after you guys took off your shirts. So yeah I had to look as to you guys wihtout a shirt that may have messed me up for life so I think a zune might that. Also I am willing to change my name to Brad for cannon reasons. Alexis Duran addude88@yahoo.com

I would like Zune so I can watch The Stack anywhere over and over again. The shirtless episodes I would watch in private. pedro@scientificanalysisinc.com

Keep up the good work guys. But if I had a Zune it would mean I can finally throw away my first generation Ipod that has a cracked screen. I can only use the shuffle by holding it up to my ear and listening to the clicks to get to shuffle. haha. its pathetic. Oh and plus getting a hard copy of The Lost Ones would be waayy better to read than online, cuz Steve Niles is amazing.

I want a Zune because my best friends name is Brad. He's in the closet and it's frustrating hanging out with him because every girl i get involved with he has a negative comment about her. he has never even kissed a girl and we're 21. i'm a comic book nerd, but he is a super duper comic book nerd. he's the superman of nerds. I want a zune so i don't have to hang out with him anymore. while not hanging out with him i can listen to music or do various other things with a zune. you guys are my favorite internet show. you have actually even helped me move forward in my life by making me laugh through some shit. either way killer show, this episode ruled. the nipples hypnotized me. leland_dupuy@yahoo.com Leland

Without a Zune player, I won't be able to save the Universe from utter destruction. That's right: Without a Zune, the Universe is DOOMED... DOOMED I SAY!

i need a zune to save the comic book industry. here me out, my master plan is to use it to show PPL episodes of the stack and then when they ask about questions about comics, i'll just pop One out SHAZAM style, and then we will have another convert. since i travel alot i will slowly convert every 1 i meet first on the the train, then the plane then the airport, then the worlds. and that can only be a good thing for the comic book industry...i will stop AT NOTHING.. NOTHING U HERE ME NOTHING.

The Zune is a great product. I've had the chance to play around with it, and I actually had one of the Gen1 versions back when they were first released. I would like a Zune because I'm a geek, and new tech always intrigues the hell out of me. It's a super cool media player, and I would love to get my hands on one. Not to mention the Social, which is one of the coolest online features ever. But yeah, great episode guys. I very much enjoyed it. I think I'm going to pick up the Spidey book. I'm not a huge fan of Spider-Man, but it looks like the kind of book I could get into. Anyway, keep up the great work. brandon.spanis@gmail.com

i would love to have a zune media player becuase i have found out who batman is it is brad! batman doesnt need a zune player he has the batcave and everything that goes with it why would he need a zune media player so stop brad, i mean batman from getting the zune and i would take it for him love the show guys

I am from the future. I need the Zune player to reverse my playlist to infinity, thus connecting the parallel universe in order to stop the machines from taking over. Oh and by the way I used a condom. John Conner's not my son...just thought I'd straighten that one out.

id be over the moon to receive a zune, though winning the thing could be tough, it would really make my day if it got here by friday, but that still wouldnt be zune enough. hey - it nearly scans!

A friend of mine has a Zune, and it seems like a really solid product. The music sharing is a really cool feature, too. My current MP3 player has too little memory for my needs.

Dear Alex, Justin and Pete, I want a Zune player because my old MP3 player went through the washing machine. Now when I'm walking in public I can't tune myself out from the outside world and I have to pretend I'm interested in what other people have to say.

I don't know what they did to you guys at the Con, but you've come back all shirtless and certifiable. Rulk is so utterly awful, i'm going to assume those free Loeb shirts came with mild halucinagens. Then to follow it up you rag on Johns' JSA Annual? Somethings gone horribly wrong in the world...wide web.

Hey Guys love the show you guys never are a dull moment!!Also I would like a Zune Player just so i can have my friend stop rubbing his in my face that i don't have a MP3 Player and I can say HAHA!!! Sanguine_Nightmare@yahoo.com if you guys decide to give me one Thanks and keep the show strong!!

Hello Stack I would very much like a Zune player because I once saved all life in a horrible attack by a giant lemon using its super sour juices to sufficient everybody in the world. Yet before the lemon did I summoned The Justice Friends! And with the power of the Incredible Krunk he held the lemon in its place while the powers of Major glory’s heat vision and Valhallen rocking music the giant lemon evaporated into the air for a lemon zesty smell which everybody enjoyed. Though I didn’t really save the world I would like to thank the justice friends for doing so and to thank the stack for their awesomeness, thank you for your time. - Mr. Tran

I need a zune because Apple products are the reason Adam was kicked out of the garden ...so don't make me bite the apple, give me Zune

I want a zune because I like free stuff

I feel that I must obtain the Zune because for the past 4 years I have been living with my missionary parents in Honduras, Central America far far away from any technology and comics. Since returning to the States, I have found a new love for both Technology and Comics (unfortunately I don't have enough dead presidents to afford either, which is why I watch your show so much). I would really appreciate this gift. nellynellynow@yahoo.com

I want a zune media player so I can throw it at my Laptop If ever the moment re-arises that Justin takes his shirt off again and blinds me with the glare bouncing off of his milky alabaster skin. Also Brads a big time jerk that kicks puppies and pushes grandmas, and often can be found reading crap in a bag. GO The STACK!

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i want a zune b/c i am that cave man you see walking down the streent with a cd player, and i am being absolutely serious. please help me assemilate into the nem millenium. doug douglas.a.palmer-1@ou.edu

I want a zune arts media player because I have no Idea what it is and if I have one I will know.

Oh yeah, I forgot. I want the Zune so that the Red Hulk will leave my house. See, little known fact about Red Hulk, he's super smart and hates basic tv. He comes over to my house every day to watch cable. I hate it. I mean, he's alright, but the guy smells like licorice wrapped in donkey turds. Also, he shows up all the time telling me how he beat up this person and punched out that person. I just want to tell him, "Hey, man, I think you need to go to anger management," but I'm afraid he'll rip my head off. Maybe with the new Zune I could download some of Tony Robbin's stuff or a Dr. Phil lecture. Maybe that would get rid of him.

This show just gets crazier and crazier. The Stack Drinking Game Drink Everytime… Pete says something that makes you think he’s a sociopath. Alex says something that makes you think he’s a sexual deviant. Justin interrupts someone. Justin and Alex flirt. Any stack host accidentally reveals a spoiler. Alex or Justin make fun of Pete. In consecutive episodes, the only thing to change about a host’s wardrobe is an added sport coat. All three Stack hosts recommend or do not recommend a book. Anyone says any of the following words: “best,” “great,” or “really.” Drink twice when anyone uses said words in succession; for example, “really, really” or “great, great.” Chug your drink if anyone uses said words in triplicate: “great, great, great.” Anyone takes their shirt off. Yes, I have way too much time on my hands.

Ipods killed my family, and destroyed my dreams. I will never know happiness until I am able to enjoy shirtless episodes of the stack on a Zune media player. Maybe if I had one, Loeb's Hulk wouldn't quite seem like such a steamy pile. Im doing this for you guys, and you only...

I would like a zune player because I was too chicken to get a tattoo like this guy, http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/11/what-kind-of-man-gets-a-zune-tattoo/ and i also happen to know Brad. He can vouch for me. and please, more flesh, because that's what the interweb is all about.